Anak Nogoghi's Night Out. It's indeed a wild ride.

Last night was a bundle of fun and joy. 3 dudes from Negeri Sembilan set off to KLCC for a night of bitching and camwhoring! They are the slutty Anas aka Joyah (in blue shirt) from Taman Cengal Utama,Paroi - the bitchy Asna aka Senah (in black shirt,toting Levi's bag) from Taman Rasa Sayang,Senawang - the handsome and angelic Syahmi aka Jarah (in black shirt and Converse bag) from Emerald Park,Seremban 2. Here are the pics taken throughout the night.

Eeh Jarah, x nmpk la muke ko tue...gelap sgt!

Eeh Joyah n Senah, bontot korg chantek sgt ke nk tayang2 bagai dpn Masjid Asy-Syakirin?

Hamboi bibir nk stok Angelina Jolie jek kan?

Asal si Jarah n Joyah ni nmpk tanned eh from this angle?

(a) Mereka baru lps g tan kn kulit kat tanning parlor at Beverly Hills? (ala2 baru lps rub shoulders ngan Paris Hilton la gamaknye~)

(b)Sebab ktorg dudok m'belakangkan cahaya?

Eeh Joyah,ko nk flash2 middle finger bagai kang kalo kantoi ngan Ostaza Marzilah mau ko kene lempang cm Nad~

Err.. tepi trash can pown bley nk pose2 bagai kan?
T'desak ke,cik Joyah n Senah oii?

J-A-L-A-N-G or S-U-N-D-A-L ??

Suke btol cik Senah beghangan kt tepi fountain...
like,a damsel in distress waiting for her knight in shining Armani?

3 Dara (eh,i mean 3 Teruna~)

Di sebalik senyuman beliau,cik Senah sebenarnye t'cirit taik kuning dek terlalu syok mencangkung kt tangge ni.

Eeh chantek gile...kolam 2~
bukan yg berbaju biru itu.

Cik Senah kite ni kelihatan sgt ayu dlm pic ni!
ala2 gadis sawah yg baru merantau ke kota utk mencarik sesuap nasi gitu!

Senah : Err,Assalamualaikum. Nama saya Murni. Saya berasal dari Kuala Pilah....

I'm so modeliciously modelesque!

Hamboi Joyah,chantek ye ko!Mcm penari zapin dari Terachi~

The sluttiest "Throw Your Trash into Trash Can" campaign

Nmpk x 2 ekor toyol tgh b'dating kt pic ni? Kepale ala2 nk b'litup tudung bagai tp bukan maen merenyam lagi nk b'dating2 di bawah pohon asmara! Siap kissing2 manje gitu!

Divine or Diva? Or perhaps a Divine Diva?

PIC OF THE NIGHT

OMG these 3 fabulous 'Anak Nogoghi' really made a gorgeous picture!

aku + anas = klcc = 60 earth hour = camwhore!

Fuh.Yesterday was such a great experience for me and anas - watching the Petronas Twin Towers and the skyscrappers all over KL that towered above us went dark in support of the 60 Earth Hour. Even Fly.fm n 8TV went off air! Ok here are some snapshots taken throughout the day - me as Jarah n anas as Joyah!

Joyah : Eeh Jarah...cube ko tgk makcik kt sane tu!Beghangan pakai leopard print bagai!Ko nk kene laknat ngan dewi fesyen?

(xde unsur2 khurafat di sini ye tuan2 dan puan2~)

Jarah : (sambil curik meatball from Joyah nye spaghetti) Aah la Joyah...sakit btol mate aku ni tgk makcik tu!Ala2 dah tua ganyot beghangan nk pakai leopard print bagai!Bajet dress Diane von Furstenberg laa~

Posing ngan buku yg aku baru beli from Kinokuniya.Tajuk die "Tantrums and Tiaras",written by Linda Francis Lee.


"As soon as she could, Carlisle Wainwright Cushing escaped the stifling social confines of Willow Creek,Texas, to forge a new life as a hotshot lawyer in metropolitan Boston.

Now, against her will, Carlisle has been dragged home to head up Willow Creek's 100th annual debutante ball. The killer attorney is now hemming dresses and warding off catfights, not to mention dealing with her mother's impending fifth divorce and Jack Blair, the first love who keeps making her forget she has a fiance back in Boston.

And with only three months to transform a motley crew of scruffy teenage rebels into elegant and sophisticated young ladies, Carlisle's ball looks set to be a night to remember - for all the wrong reasons. "

Joyah berangan jadik model Estee Lauder.menangis Hillary Rhoda bile dpt taw yg ko bakal take over tempat die~

Amboi Joyah n Jarah!klo kuku korg 2 manicure cm kuku si Rezania Rozana tu xpe la gak ko nk menayang2 jari bagai~

Before we left the foodcourt,ktorg camwhore dulu!

Lps ktorg mkn kt foodcourt die 2,ktorg pown b'jln2 la dpn store2 yg fabulous kt KLCC tu - Gucci,Prada,Aigner,LV,Tiffany & Co.,Bulgari,Cartier,Chanel,Hermes,etc...

N tetibe lak si Joyah ni nk beli cookies kt Famous Amos..mengidam katenye~

Lps ktorg byr for the cookies n dark choco (aku yg cbok nk beli dark choco ni~),tetibe lak lampu2 kt dlm Suria KLCC tu jadik kelip2 cm lampu disco xpasal2 followed by announcement yg aku xpat tangkap pown ape yg die bebelkan (mcm suare robot jek aku dgr~)

Dgn pnoh excitement n kegedikan,ktorg pown cepat2 b'lari keluar n as we exited the mall....

O-M-G!!!!!!!!!!!!

KLCC suda gelap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joyah : Eeh Porah...ko taw x,KLCC ni dah jadik gelap! Aku baru la nk b'shopping kt LV,beli beg Stephen Sprouse edition yg b'conteng2 graffiti bagai tu! Ko jgn xtaw,anak sedare aku si Agyness Deyn 2 pown suke pakai beg 2 skg ni!

Porah : (on the line) Eeh yeke gelap?Xtaw la pulak cik Joyah oii... alah drp ko cbok2 nk beli beg LV tu,baek ko g b'ibadah kt Masjid As-Syakirin tu haa~

Mandarin Oriental pown join 60 Earth Hour!
kpd sume tourist2, mat saleh2 or sesape jek la yg dok kt hotel 2,
plus pekerje2 kt c2,
aku salute r korg!

The dark KL skyline

Menderu2 (bak kate Majdina) manusia yg b'kumpul kt KLCC Park as the city went dark

So,ktorg pon menyelit2 di celah2 ribuan Homo Sapiens di KLCC Park 2 utk m'carik spot yg sesway to bitch around...

n we finally found it...

ape lagi - IT'S CAMWHORE TIME,BITCHES!!!

snap and flash~

sambil2 tu,ktorg turut ditemani Butterscotch Chocolate Chips and Pecan Cookies from Famous Amos...

and 200 grams of Beryl's Bittersweet Dark Choco from Famous Amos as well!

Woi Jarah,ko xyah la nk berangan tambah2 lemak bagai!
Bdn ko tu tetap cm papan klo ko mkn chocolate 2 byk mane pon~

Joyah : (sambil m'dongak utk melihat jam kt menara maxis 2) Ya Allah,bile la nk pukol 9.30 ni! perot aku dah memulas dah ni! ni sume kimora nye pasal! saje jek die nk suroh aku sumbat mulot aku ni ngan cookies famous amos! dengki btol die tgk suku sakat tyra bdn sume cm gisele bundchen~

dh nk dekat 9.30 dah ni.....

tick tock tick tock....

akhirnye...

bile countdown clock kt menara maxis tu strike 9.30 pm....

VOILA!!!

Lampu di KLCC n sume bgnn2 di sekitarnye pown menyala semule!

Joyah and Jarah : The lights are ON!yay!!!

Suke btol ye si Joyah ni nak basking2 bagai under the spotlight!
Ko hengat ko tu Paris Hilton?
Mentang2 xde paparazzi nye camera flashes,
spotlight Suria KLCC pon jadik la kn?

Done! (wah cm cukik sgt sebot "done"2 bagai ni)

Camwhoring tetap ON walaupon the lights are on!!

Uii ko ni Jarah!!!
ini bukan kabaret ye cik Jarah oi...
Jgn ko nk berangan pole-dancing bagai!

Asal sedey bebeno muke ko ni Joyah? Lampu da t'pasang pown masih nk b'muram durja ke?

A supermodel never leave his spunky attitude behind - lights on or lights off!
Ei Jarah, ko ni nk mengangkang2 bagai...
Ko tu dara lagi tau!
Jaga sket adab 2!!
(Ok,the exact word is teruna,not dara~)

Jarah : Eeh Joyah,ko ni tepi jamban pon nk camwhore2 bagai!Dah,jom kite pulang ke Tanah Dosa!

Akhirnye sampai gak ktorg kt Terminal Putra...
Tetibe xpasal2 si Joyah t'perasan lak 1 group minah2 yuyaiea yg sumenye pakai tudung putih!
Wah sume pakat pakai tudung putih nk bajet2 soochi gitu~
yela xkan ko nk pakai hotpants kylie minogue balek yuyaiea ye x?
bak kate joyah,"ko nak kene panah petir?"

Pic of the Day

Wah masing2 muke cm baru lps balek dari zouk ye!
ko ingat bibir ko seksi cm angelina jolie ke nk pouty2 bagai?

shopaholic takes manhattan (mutiara damansara,actually)

Oh,today is a total bliss. A motorcycle ride with Azam (which I must admit was extremely terrifying coz aku dah lame sgt x bonceng motor) brought us out of the confinement of yuyaiea and to our nation's version of California-esque town - Mutiara Damansara. Actually ktorg planned nak g KLCC (by LRT,of course) but since Akmal x jadik ikot due to his fever, Azam suggested that we go to The Curve - which I'd been longing to go to! The major plan is to watch Confession of a Shopaholic yg tgh hawt kat cinemas all over Malaysia skang ni!

Feb 18 ni US nye release date.Kat Msia ni March 26~

The movie revolves around the life of Rebecca Bloomwood, a bubbly, young financial journalist who, ironically, has a little vice - okay,a major vice - SHOPPING. Setiap kali die lalu dpn any butik or mall, die xpat control her compulsive urge to stride into the store and squeeze some cash (or credit cards) outta her Gucci purse for a brand new, say, Yves St Laurent jacket. However, being a shopaholic had taken its toll on her credits and she landed herself into a potful of hot soup as her debt amounted to $16,000++!As the movie unfolds with a series of catastrophe and sample sales,it's exhilarating to watch her struggle in settling her debt and controlling her spending!

Since I already read the book (written by my favorite writer, Sophie Kinsella), aku xla expect yg movie 2 akan follow bulat2 based on the book coz it's a norm for adaptation movie to have its plotline twisted to give it the so-called 'extra kick' and yes,the movie version of Confessions of a Shopaholic sgt mantap! Azam yg x minat chick flick 2 pown bley kasik 5 stars for this movie! But the thing is, aku xtaw nape aku rase kinda distracted throughout the movie... it's like I kept on relating the scenes portrayed in the movie to those in the book. For example -

1.Based on the book, Tarkie, a gaunt, socially-awkward weirdo, is Suze's ultra-rich cousin who's an heir to a massive fortune and had a crush on Becky aka Rebecca Bloomwood (the Shopaholic of the series) but in the movie, he's a typical-looking guy who happened to be Suze's boyfriend whom she got married to mase nak dekat2 ending 2...

2.Luke Brandon has always been the big boss at Brandon Communications since the beginning of the series. Die x penah pown keje kat company laen (Dantay-West Publication) and only set up Brandon Communications somewhere in the middle of the story as portrayed in the movie.

3.Becky never resorted to a violent fight over a pair of printed Emilio Pucci boots in a sample sale mcm yg ditunjukkan dlm movie 2.

4.In the book, Luke handed her $20 in a press conference when she carelessly raised her voice to ask her friend for $20 to buy a Denny and George scarf (her credit card was declined and she was short of $20 cash) while in the movie, Luke gave the $20 note to her in a hot dog stall before they knew each other.

5.Oh, if I keep on listing down the differences between the book and the movie then it will go on and on, like, forever... anyway,the most notable difference is the setting! In the book, Becky is a British girl who lives in London while in the movie, she's an American and lives in New York City! But to be honest, I love the fact that it is set in NYC (",)

Some scenes from the movie

Whatever it is, the premise is just the same and I still enjoy the movie (though I seriously thought that I'd better watch it for the second time to offset the distraction that I felt when I watched it today~)! The thing about Shopaholic series is, aku seriously rase yg aku dpt relate kn diri aku ngan Becky Bloomwood. First, aku ni Economics student. However, my way of spending is so eccentric! Aku xtaw r... sometimes aku rase aku xla belanje byk sgt,tp tup tap tup tap ble aku bukak wallet in the end of the week... ZERO cash~

Tp bile aku observe balek care aku spend duwet aku baru aku realized how boros aku ni.. I eat too much, I bought too much magazines - Hot, Hello!, OK, GQ, Details, Harper's Bazaar, etc., I bought too much unnecessary stuff - Brand's InnerShine Prune Essence (motif ko nk meningkatkan seri dara bagai?), perfume Escada Sentiment For Men (perfume Body Shop ko 2 pown dari dulu x pakai2), selipar funky Tropicana Life (hah yg ni bley gak aku pakai g kelas even though it's quite pricey for a mere pair of flip-flop), Body Shop Japanese Cherry Blossom Body Lotion (skaley dua jek ko pakai),etc...,etc.....

The thing about shopping that makes it so addictive is, when you walk into a store and spot something that caught your eyes right away - say, a pair of Levi's button fly 501 jeans - ko akan belai2 seluar 2 dgn manje nye, n then ko ask for the perfect size, try it on in the fitting room, twirl around n tgk diri ko dpn cermin, n feel the warmth of the denim fabric yg m'balut kaki ko... n bile ko dh bwat decision to buy it, you will march up to the counter, fish some cash out of your wallet,pay it to the cashier and watch her (or him) gently put the jeans inside a fresh, new paper bag... cube korg bygkn, as you carry the bag out of the store, betape bahagienye perasaan korg as you think about the brand new pair of jeans yg korg berjaye tmbh dlm koleksi korg, the smell of the brand spanking new jeans (and the paper bag,too~) yg sgt la fresh out of the store, people nye reaction as you debut that jeans.... OMG THAT'S SUCH A WONDERFUL FEELING!

Sebab 2 la wujudnye term retail therapy - yela,bile korg dah went through a very hectic week in which ko ade 3 assignments besar nk kne submit, 2 quizzes yg bakal menetukan ke-diva-an carry mark korg and 1 major test yg m'buatkan otak korg bengong for a while - going on a shopping trip is like a mental and physical relief sbb the euphoria yg korg rase as you double and triple the number of shopping bags yg korg t'pakse angkut akan m'hlgkn segale tension n ke-sengal-an yg korg lalui! Who cares about the fact that walking around KLCC or OU is twisting your ankles and the amount of shopping bags that you carry is breaking your wrists? There's always Starbucks or Secret Recipe for you to have a rest and sip a cup of coffee!

Nevertheless, skg ni aku tgh try my best to be frugal in my spending coz I wanna save up for my future. Skg ni bley r aku nk belanje sakan coz bile duwet abes, I could always wait for the upcoming week to have my allowance banked in by my dad...tp cmne bile aku dah kje nnt? Xkan aku nk simply blow my paycheck in the blink of an eye kan? Pas2 for the rest of the month aku kne rely on AmEx, Visa and Mastercard segale while waiting for my next paycheck to come rolling in. Therefore, for the sake of frugality, I've tried my best to control my obsession with shopping and keep my cashflow in check.

List of stuff that I bought at The Curve and Ikano today -

1.Test Pad (RM 4.45) - dah 3 weeks aku asyik mintak foolscap paper kt org laen everytime aku nk salin notes, so it's a must-buy.

2.Hot magazine (RM 5.90) - I need my dose of celebrity entertainment twice per month and I've been buying it since I was in Form 5.LOL (",)

3.Harper's Bazaar magazine (RM 7.00) - aku kn bakal bwat 2nd degree in fashion merchandising (InsyaAllah) so aku kne r keep up ngan p'kembangan industri fesyen~

4.Movie ticket (RM 10.00) - dh mmg itu motif aku gi Cineleisure nk tgk movie!lgpon the last time aku tgk movie was 2 weeks ago, cte Marley and Me.

5.Popcorn and Pepsi (RM 8.50) - x syok tgk wyg klo xde popcorn and soft drinks~

6.Loreal Elseve Re-Nutrition Conditioner (RM 15.80) - conditioner aku baru abes pagi td!aku mmg pakai conditioner skaley ngan shampoo,klo x nnt rmbt aku kering - so,it's an investment for a beautiful hair!

6.Dinner@Kenny Rogers (RM 23.50) - ala skaley skale mkn Kenny Rogers, bukan selalu!mengidam kot!

TOTAL = RM 75.30

Phew the total is RM 75.30. Kinda byk,tp Alhamdulillah aku x exceed RM 100~ Klo ikotkan hati nk jek aku beli chunky wool sweater kaler oxblood red kat Debenhams that is so like Dolce & Gabanna Fall/Winter 08 Collection (tp beghangan la kn ko nk pakai sweater tebal2 bagai kt bumi Malaysia ni), kemeja Jasper Conrad kaler black (my signature color) with stripes yg kinda cantek - also kt Debenhams, majalah GQ kt Borders (front cover - Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen in Twilight.eww~) and set sofa plus dining set gaya Gothic Victorian kt Harvey Norman (wah,ko ade umah sendiri ke nk letak sume furniture 2?dudok pon kt mahalah ali yg ala2 hina 2 jek~)...

Anyway,here are some of my pics -

Kt bridge yg link kn Cineleisure ngan Ikano and The Curve


Gile kt Ikano

Lepak2 jap kt Harvey Norman@Ikano


The Curve


Dinner@Kenny Rogers,The Curve



Escalator


Au revoir

makhluk2 di yuyaiea yang super-bongoks

Wow I never realized how long I had left my blog unattended and dilapidated as it waited and waited for some updates to be posted!Guess I'd been so busy in the past few weeks apart from my ever-problematic internet connection (blame it on yuyaiea,not my broadband modem!).Maybe I'm too engrossed in gossipping and character-assasinating?OMG wat dosa jek aku ni kat the so-called "Holy Land of Yuyaiea",which aku n anas selalu refer to as "Tanah Dosa Vegas".......okay this is the first time in my blogging history that I'm gonna mix up both English and Malay in my posting coz aku admit,aku kinda suck bab2 tules2 dlm BM ni.Hope I don't come close to sounding like too skema.Aku ni bkn cm anas,walaupon aku reti nk ckp dlm tone2 makcik joyah,I still haven't gotten the knack of putting it in my writing~

BTW,cter2 pasal yuyaiea ni,aku skang benci gle babs r ngan pookay2 (the softer version of p**i) that roam this sacred-sinful,actually-ground of yuyaiea!aku xla nk kate yg aku ni hebat or hawt sgt,but walking around yuiyaiea comes with a price to pay aka major eyesore yg m'buatkan mate aku bengkak since last Friday!Antara makhluk2 sialan yg m'buatkan aku BENCI being in yuyaiea-not that I hate yuyaiea on its own-are:



1.[**The Green Bastards and Whores**]

Korg x rase ke muke Fiona ni cm muke si Harriett kat cte 'Wild Child' tue?

These are the most dangerous breed that one could ever find in yuyaiea!Guarding and wandering along the perimeter and around the campus, pakcik2 and makcik2tua x sedar diri yg memakai uniform kaler HIJAU ni mmg cm sial!Wei,korg dah la sume dah tua ganyot,nape x dok kat masjid senyap2,mengadap tuhan?Asal suke sgt nk carik pasal n saman2 aku?Dah 2 nnt duwet saman 2 gune utk byr gaji korg,suap makan korg!Korg bajet ktorg halal kn r duwet saman ktorg 2?Bapak fucking bullshit sial!

Ade ke ri2 aku gi library ngan Akmal,n then mase ktorg kua ade lak 2-3 org mak guard b'kubu kt luar library.N then nak dijadikkan cte,mase aku stop jap somewhere dkt2 ngan research management center to text asna,xpasal2 ade sorg GREEN WHORE ni dtg kt ktorg tnye ktorg ni student yuyaie ke x..aku mane r expect die nk saman aku coz IMO rambut aku ni xla pjg pown cm rmbt rebonding aku mase zaman2 kegemilangan aku kt CFS Nilai dulu.So ktorg ckp la aah,ktorg dak yuyaiea..pas2 die mintak matric card aku.Aku yg tgh busy texting ni pown bagi la matric card aku kt sundal tua 2 without even looking at her..n then die kate "haa,ni nk saman ni sebab rambut 2 pjg sgt"..I was like,suke ati ko la,aku tgh nk discuss pasal anisah shurfa nye controversial blog posting ngan asna ni..xkuase aku nk layan ko~pas2 die mintak phone number aku n aku bagi la,n die bebel2 ckp klo aku nk dpt discount on saman 2 aku kne potong dulu rambut n then appeal kt Students Development Dept aka S-Dev.

Bile sundal 2 da bla 2 find another dick to be devoured,aku pown jalan r balik hostel ngan Akmal dgn pnoh ke-diva-an when I suddenly screamed out of the blue halfway through our journey-"Ohmaigod tadi makcik 2 saman aku eh?Puki!Sial!Fuck 5x!!!" Aku actually xla kesah sgt klo die setakat nk bagi warning or nk reprimand aku-kasik mampos la same ko kan..aku bley jek refute balik dlm BI,sah2 la dorg t'diam teros.korg ingat mkck2 n pkck2 tua ganyot 2 phm ke English?ala2 belajar setakat darjah 5 jek masing2-tp when it comes to saman,hati aku mmg berapi2 r!Ko ingat aku sanggup ke nk sacrifice *RM50* demi yuyaiea ni?Walaupon aku ni bley r nk dikatekan dtg drp family yg quite berade,tp beghangan r aku nk contribute segale bagai kt yuyaiea ni!Baek aku gune duwet 2 utk beli selipar funky kt Tropicana Life n isi perot aku ngan double cheeseburger kat McD plus cookies yg bisa m'buatkan aku drooling kt Famous Amos!Dpt gak tambah lemak kt badan aku yg sekeping ala2 Keira Knightley ni!

Pas2 yg wat aku b'tambah bengang was,rambut aku xla pjg pown(in my opinion~)!Belambak2 mamat Pakistan yg rambut cecah bahu ala2 Jared Leto kt dlm yuyaiea ni..Asal ko x saman dorg?Korg takot ke coz korg x reti speaking?Mentang2 aku ni melayu,ko berani r nk saman aku??Major Effing Motherfucker!Baek ko balek umah,b'taubat kt tikar sembahyang!Dasar kerepot,umah kate pegi kubor kate mari pown x sedar2 diri lagi!



2.[**Stinky Immigrants from That Impoverished Part of this World Who Think They Are Too Good To Magically Straighten People Out**]

50 Cent : Ooi Kanye!Ko hengat mentang2 album ko lagi meletop drp album aku,ko tue diva sgt la?At least Paris Hilton nk gak cium pipi aku yg aku baru suntik ni~

Hah ni pown segolongan makhluk yg aku rase agak meluas gak kewujudannye di bumi yuyaiea ni.Warna kulit?Korg tgk jek la sendiri pic kt atas ni...aku xla kate manusia2 yg warna kulitnye begini sume perangai cm sial coz aku ni xla racist sgt sepertimane certain2 kwn aku assume,tp some of them are seriously cm sial.Actually ri2 mase aku n anas had our dinner kt kafe ali,redza n 3 kwn die dudok r kat meja next to ours.N then mase dorg borak2,din n asna singgah meja dorg,borak2 pasal test management n wutsoever.

As din n asna left their table nk g order makanan,xpasal2 ade la sorg mamat ni-yg judging from jubah kotor yg die pakai,aku berani cakap yg die ni sgt haring baunye-dtg kt meja redza n shake hands ngan mereka2 ni.Aku n anas tgk jek la..t'pikir gak aku,asal mamat ni xpasal2 table-hopping,salam2 ngan redza n da gang?Kwn lame redza yg dah lame pindah BEVERLY HILLS ke?Mane la taw,dah lame lost contact xpasal2 dipertemukan semule dlm kafe ali yg ala2 foodcourt hina kt The Gardens 2..ceh cm Jejak Kasih plak~Tapi tidak,aku taw redza xde kwn dari Afrika yg muke ala2 50 Cent+Flo Rida 2..

N then die ckp kt redza,"Do you know what is other people's perception towards you and your friends?".Redza sentap la kn..he was like-asal ko dtg tmpt aku n ckp pasal people's perception towards aku nih?Do I even know you at the first place?Die pown kate la "No" dgn pnoh kebingungan.Pas2 bley plak si pookay 2 ckp "Do you know that you and your friends are behaving like ladies?" - G*O*S*H asal ni?? - N then die bagi la lecture kt redza...redza yg dah emo n berapi pown dgn pantasnye menoleh ke kiri n ke kanan utk mencarik sape yg ala2 reti BI utk "debate" ngan makhluk durjana 2 n there I was-sitting on the table next to his..

Ape lagi,teros r redza panggil aku n die bg a lil overview tentang situation 2 n aku dgn diva nye mencekak pinggang sambil ckp kt negritas 2 "What's up?" n die pown cte r ade group2 yg mengumpat ktorg,ckp ktorg perangai cm pompuan n one of them came up to him and told him bout it.Aku pown balas la ngan suare aku yg nyaring cm syafinaz ni "So what's the problem?It's their problem to talk about us,not ours.So far we're fine with ourselves!".As I said it all the heads in the cafe turned to us-wah aku rase cm ratu gler babs time 2!And then die ckp r it's prohibited in Islam for one creature to imitate other creatures' attitudes.I was like,wah ko mmg seriously have gotten me on my very last nerve this time around!Aku pown tengking die "So are we imitating other creatures' attitude?Do you see us putting on any make-up,any wig,girls' dresses,boobs???".

Pas2 bley plak die ckp "No,it's not like that..it's just that lots of people talk about you and as a Muslim,it's my duty to stop it and to let you know what is people's perception towards you bla bla bla..." and aku jerit balik kt si durjana 2 "So what?It's their problem!They are the ones who commit the sin,not us!" n die pown merepek ckp hape nth...b'belit2 cm kaf-lam-ya-nga sial!aku pon ckp r "Can you just say it straight and don't twist it around?" and die dgn tenangnye bajet nk psycho aku,ckp "I know you are getting angry..."- Of course I'm very angry!!!!!!"-"but sometimes we have to examine ourselves" Wah!sape ko nk suro ktorg examine diri ktorg?Ko 2 perfect ke???Baju ko 2 pown pnoh ngan food stains ala2 baju budak2 hingusan kt cte Slumdog Millionaire jek...bkn ke Islam stresses on cleanliness as a part of Iman? "WE ALREADY EXAMINED OURSELVES AND WE ARE HAPPY WITH OURSELVES AND WHAT WE ARE DOING,OKAY??" Die pown cm da nk back off n ckp "Yes,but it's an ongoing process bla bla bla..."-aku dah m'dengus "Huh!" cm lembu spanish dah time 2-"I hope you can bla3" nth hape die ckp pown aku malas nk dgr..n last2 die nk bla die pown salam r ngan redza segale but without accepting salam die-ko ingat aku nk sentuh tgn die?Major effing EuwW!-aku teros turned around n ckp kt anas "Anas,jom pegi!"

1st,negritas sialan 2 menipu ckp ade org report kt die ckp ktorg 'behaving like ladies'-wah,ko ingat ko 2 Gossip Girl ke sume org nk bagi info kt ko?Secondly,bley plak die fitnah ktorg,ckp ktorg behaving like ladies- ade ktorg memondan bagai cm mak hayam ke?ade ktorg pakai make-up,wig,dress,fakeboobs..ade kah??Dah 2 ko nk bajet ko 2 perfect sgt 2 magically straighten people out!Fucker lah ko!!!Wei,ko reti x cermin diri ko 2 dulu b4 nk lecture2 org?Dah lak 2 u had seriously picked the wrong guy to have a fight with!ko ingat ktorg ni melayu x reti r nk refute n rebut ko nye fucking accusation yg ktorg ni b'perangai cm pompuan?Hello aku reti speaking r!Besides ko lawan ngan aku last2 ko yg kne tengking ngan aku n everyone kt dlm kafe 2 pndg kt ko as if ko 2 yg b'salah in this case..padan muke ko!Ko sedar sket ko 2 lwn ngan sape...baru ko kenal sape BLAIR WALDORF kat yuyaiea ni~

Blair : Woi Jenab!Ko sedar sket eh ko tue lawan ngan sape..bukak mate ko tue besar2 and see who's the Queen Bee and who's the poor Wannabe~

bride wars,with a shot of testosterone

What's a better way to spend a hot,boring Friday afternoon after the Friday prayer than setting off to KLCC for hours of people-watching,tummy-filling and an indulgent retail therapy plus popcorn-crunching at TGV?Well,that was exactly what I did today and man,did I watch Bride Wars for the 2nd time in 2 consecutive weekends!After a whole week of perusing financial statements in FAF class,analyzing tables and curves in Micro class and an I-only-revised-those-2-chapters-half-an-hour-before-it-started Stat quiz,a respite to KLCC is like a heavenly tub of chocolate Haagen-Dasz ice-cream on a breezy Saturday morning (?).

Since my cohorts -- Akmal,Nabil and Azam -- decided to watch Bride Wars as they hadn't done so due to their exam-packed week,I just followed suit despite the fact that I'd already watched it last weekend with Anas coz it is such a lovely movie with lurrrrrrvely cast *swoon as the image of Anne Hathaway come across my mind*.


The premise is just stereotype like any other chick flicks -- girlfriends-turn-nemesis scheming to bring each other down but eventually get back together,stronger than ever and bla bla bla... -- but seriously,who cares?After all,that's the Golden Ticket that makes chick flicks a sweet,fluffy ball of candyfloss which promises joyous indulgence when you just want to untangle all the knots in your overloaded brain and watch something that doesn't require you to decode the Da Vinci Code.

But being blessed with a ridiculously over-imaginative brain (who else could come up with the male,Malaysian version of Sex and the City if it wasn't me,what more with the show set in..err,Seremban?For more sex-y references,please read my previous post entitled Sex in Seremban Revealed -- Part 1),I sure envisaged the -- once again -- male version of Bride Wars!*Well,let's call it Groom Wars then*

Okay,lemme tell you a brief overview of the movie -- Liv(Kate Hudson),an overbearing attorney who always strive for perfection and the No.1 position and Emma(Anne Hathaway),an elementary school teacher who is pretty much a pushover and always do things to please the people around her,have been best friends since,like,forever and after witnessing a June wedding at New York's ultimate wedding destination,The Plaza Hotel,when they were kids,the two's sole mission in life is -- well,no guess required -- to have a June wedding at The Plaza.But after a technical error occured regarding the wedding date booked at The Plaza,which is caused by Angela,Marion St. Claire's (NYC's most sought-after wedding planner) PA,the two were set to wed at the same date -- June 6 -- unless one of them move the date (no other openings in June are available at The Plaza) or the venue.

The Plaza Hotel

And the series of catfights and catastrophe began........

Emma's spray-tan lotion was switched from "a little bit of honey" to "blood orange" by Liv at the tanning parlor

Liv's lowlight was switched from blonde to blue by Emma at the salon

and so on..........

In Groom Wars,the premise is just the same but with a slight twist in term of characters,catfights and storyline.The grooms -- Syahmi,a slightly prim,proper economist with a thundering voice and the laughter of a banshee who always strive for perfection and Anas,a bitchy,free-spirited urban planner who loves fun and do things his way,nary a care to what people wanna say as long as he's happy,no rules broken and no one harmed -- had been best friends since high school.Despite certain differences,the two has 2 things in common -- they both love to bask under the limelight and they are so damn crazy over their idol -- the overtly sissy,dressed-like-a-drag-queen *AZWAN ALI*! ~bluwekk!I just couldn't hold myself back hence I puked~

Anas (left) and Syahmi (right)

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**AZWAN ALI**

isn't the whole green ensemble look so damn drop-dead "gorgeous"?

the shades,the purple jacket and the fiery red boa are just too fabulous and breathtaking for words!

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When the two finally proposed to each other's girlfriends,they went to meet Akmaliana van der Stars,Seremban's most prominent wedding planner.They both planned to have December weddings at Klana Resort,Seremban and since there were only 3 openings in December -- 2 on December 12 and 1 on Christmas Day -- Syahmi picked the December 12 and Anas picked the December 25.However,due to an error in venue-booking done by Akmaliana's PA,Nabilatul Huda Hj Naim,Anas' wedding was accidentally moved to Royale Bintang Hotel while Syahmi's stayed at Klana Resort.

Syahmi (the one with the England soccer jersey) and Akmaliana (the one with the stripey shirt).Vogeh cbok enter frame kat hujung tu~

Nabilatul Huda Hj Naim,the pest that ruined everything!Melantak jek kojo eh~

As they both had fond memories of going on their respective first date with their soon-to-be wives at Klana Resort,they both insisted on tying the knot at that hotel,and fortunately,the error had been fixed and Anas could finally have his dream wedding at Klana Resort.Nevertheless,the December 25 opening had been seized by someone else,leaving the two BFFs tied at the same date - December 12!This resulted in an extreme tense as both had agreed to be each other's best men and how could Anas be Syahmi's best man if his wedding is on the same time and day as Syahmi's and vice versa?

To add insult to the injury,they both had been longing to invite their idol,Azwan Ali,to imbue some merry joy to their respective wedding but apparently,Azwan's schedule as Bukit Bintang's resident drag queen is too packed that he could only attend ONE wedding on December 12.He didn't even have the time to RSVP both Anas' and Syahmi's wedding invitations -- well,it's Azwan Ali,man!He doesn't need to RSVP to confirm his attendance coz well,he's the diva and everyone waits for a diva. ~BLUWEKKK!BLUWEKKKKK!!!Everybody's puking!~

Since then on,the two started plotting to get rid of each other.

Act 1 -- Anas switched Syahmi's power-booster drink to women's drink,causing him to act in a girly manner - just like Heather(Ashanti) added estrogen extract into John's(Jesse Metcalfe) muscle-building protein shake in John Tucker Must Die. *How could you do this to me!I thought that we were friends...[tears rolling down Syahmi's cheeks]...We used to be BFFs right?Do you know that this is just so heartbreaking??..[sobbing]..I do have feelings,too..[weeping]..and what you did really tugged me on my heartstring...[wailing]*


Act 2 -- Syahmi switched Anas' weight-loss drink to the weight-gain one and switched his low-cal sugar to the regular high-cal one,causing him to balloon up to 90 kg. *Mother F!I can't fit in my Cavalli tux!!!Do you have any idea that I custom ordered this fucking tux from Italy?I thought this fuckin weight-loss crap could really shed some baggage off!Shit!!!*


Act 3 -- Anas spread the false rumor that Syahmi was gay,with an old photo of Syahmi and Asna (Syahmi's friend in college) chumming up as the "evidence". *See,straight guys won't look so damn chummy together in a pic and look at their mouths...don't they look like they just BJ-ed each other?Ugh!*



Act 4 -- Syahmi put some lice from Capaliya's (a girl with a lice-infesting head of seriously unkempt hair from SK Taman Paroi Jaya) hair on Anas' boxer-briefs,causing serious itchiness on his genital area thus prompting Anas to go to his personal doc,only to find out that he got lice down there -- what other rumors would lice or "crabs" spark than the dreaded genital herpes? *Guys,that douchebag is seriously infesting "crabs" on his dick!Whoa,that's revolting,huh?*

**So,how does the story end?And whose wedding does Azwan Ali go to?**

Well,I wanna make this post an open-ended one.You call the shot on how do you want this story to end like~
Any suggestion?Drop your ayat-ayat sundal on my comment box!

*Agak2 la nyah,wedding sape eh patot mak pegi?Mak xnak yg low-class ni,mak nak yg vogue2 jek*

Would Syahmi (far right) and Anas (second from right) ever be friends again?

happy birthday,aten!

- nurfatin binti mohid -

-17-

- feb 1,1992 -

- damai specialist hospital,kota kinabalu,sabah -


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A lil sis of mine,nurfatin aka aten is currently studying at smap labu.Her first few years in smap labu derived some changes when she suddenly transformed from a loud,razor-tongued lil-bitch-from-hell (that's what I used to think of her) into a prim,proper tudung-clad girl who,though still obsessed with Korean popstars,always lashed out at me for,like,delaying my prayers and hurled statements like "Kite xnak la ikot gi tgk wayang coz ustazah kite ckp nnt ilmu hilang" and whatsoever,which are A*B*S*O*L*U*T*E*L*Y irritating!Now in Form 5,she has finally rediscovered her bitchy inner demon (which I've certainly anticipated for ages!hehe~) and currently a sucker for Tokio Hotel and Il Divo!She also listens a lot to Lady Gaga's Pokerface lately and going out to TGV for some indulgent movie-and-popcorn has been,like,a staple everytime she comes home over the holidays!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ATEN!

these irksome dudes...

I'm already in Gombak right this sec,commencing a new chapter of my life after the not-so-happening Chinese New Year vacay back in Seremban.Unfortunately,coming back isn't a bed of roses,either,coz as I had my lunch with my bestie Akmal at Mahallah Ali cafe,there were a couple of guys who got the rest of my day feel kinda fucked up.

A second after I got my order of mee kari done and paid for it,I marched back to the table that we already reserved,albeit unofficially.To my horror,there were 2 African guys who already occupied our so-called reserved table -- hey,Akmal already placed his glass of iced Milo there!Of course the table was taken already!!Couldn't your brain decipher what did the glass full of iced Milo mean?For the sake of sounding polite,I told them nicely that my friend and I already "reserved" the table.

In consequence,the only thing that one of them did was move to a chair that faced that of his friend's so that the other 2 chairs left would be in a face-to-face position (for me and Akmal).And yes,they didn't even leave that table.

*WHAT THE FUCK*

It's not like I was being racist,but I needed a table for only two of us so that we could talk and gossip and bitch in private without unwanted distraction that derived from a very close presence of uninvited people.Besides,there were thousands of unoccupied tables they could march up to and had their lunch at.And to add insult to the injury,they just went on with their lives as if they are a divalicious team of JLo and Mariah Carey who thought that the world revolves around them despite my piercing glare!Shit!!!

Therefore,I just texted Akmal and asked him to remove our meal to the next table coz I had to run to the beverage counter and order myself a chilly glass of iced Milo to bring down my skyrocketting,anger-ridden temperature.And from the corner of my eyes I could see the couple of Africans glanced at me intensely as though I just stabbed them and burned them while they were trying to pull the daggers off their blood-oozing chests (which I would have probably done if I just happened to lose my sanity at that moment).

Then,I marched up to our table and their eyes were trailing me in a way which spoke "You must be some fucking racist".As a matter of fact,I'm not racist in a way I hate blacks because of their skin color,because if that was what you thought of me,please justify how could I be a friend of an African (Tanzanian,to be specific) girl.Should I even mention that we're kinda close and I love bitching around with her -- we went to McD and hang out at Giant once when I was at CFS Nilai~

The thing is,there are some African guys' (and some other foreigners' as well) attitudes -- I don't know bout the girls -- which I think are irksome throughout my stay in Gombak campus.

• Some of the burly,hip-hopping ones love to put on an aloof,arrogant front and look at the others,especially the Malays,as if we're vile little minions.

• They really,really love to have impromptu "conferences" along the hallways and corridors which block the others' way,and when we tried to get past them nicely,they will throw us a shot of dagger-sharp glare.

• Some of them smell really bad,as if they just roll out of bed and go straight to their respective classes without taking their showers and brush their teeth first.It's not just me,but lotsa my friends have experienced those walk-past-em-and-hold-your-breath moment.Get a decent shower la dude!

• Some of them are too rough.For instance,I went to Mahallah Ali's cyber cafe once and as I was lining up to pay for my net-surfing,I could see that the guy in front of me was struggling to get some coins out of his pocket while the burly African dude who manned the counter (he looks a wee-bit like 50 Cent) looked at him impatiently.And when he finally managed to fish some coins out and put it on the counter,the African guy angrily told him with an annoying rapper-style tone,"I said it was RM1.50,not RM 1.20!"

Anyway,this posting is not meant to sound racist or offensive.It's just that I feel like expressing my dismay and besides,my relationship with my Tanzanian friend and Maldivian roommate has been really good so far.No offense,okay?XOXO +)